Projects

AIdle Clicker

An unhinged idle clicker about brute-forcing Artificial General Intelligence through sheer, irresponsible capital expenditure. You start in a sweltering broom closet with a battered GTX 1080 Ti bought behind a Wendy’s, five daisy-chained dollar-store power strips, and a 3 AM Python script scraping Reddit comments. By the time the loss curve finally bends, you are siphoning hydroelectric dams, burying unlicensed submarine reactors under the office car park, and disassembling the planet Mercury into a solar-pumped Matrioshka swarm just to squeeze out another half-percent on the benchmarks.

It’s still very much in active development (expect balance tweaks, rough edges, and occasional unscheduled thermal meltdowns), but you can play the current build right now.